Have you heard how trolltooth mountain came to be? It’s literally made out of the teeth that Erinkek The Invincible lost in battle, but they always grew back ye see, because he was a troll. Have I told you the tale of the strongest elf who ever lived? No one could best her in battle, she only ever died because she tried to Cousin Crew Gnomes Family Matching Pajamas Christmas Xmas T-Shirt climb trolltooth mountain and froze to death due to the cold winds. Have you ever seen a half-dwarf? No? Didn’t think so. That’s because they are born with shapeshifting powers and can pass as anyone, or go invisible just like that. You may have passed one on the street today, but you’d never know. There is a powerful stone called the Wishing Stone lost somewhere by the river. It looks like a normal stone, but if you grab it and hold it tight, you’ll get whatever you wish for.
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Have you ever heard of Glenn of the Glen? An elf who was the smartest attorney there ever was! He was so good at contracts that he outsmarted Asmodeus Himself with a 10,000 page contract, and he now owns a piece of each of the Nine Hells. He is in Arcadia now, but he keeps up his control in Hades as a waystation for lost souls. Stirges- nasty creatures. They have psychic powers, you know, and if you bleed in a cave, they’ll develop a taste for you. Cousin Crew Gnomes Family Matching Pajamas Christmas Xmas T-Shirt There ain’t nowhere safe to hide from them. There’s an old woman who wanders these roads who’s a fairy queen in disguise. She’ll ask you for something, and if you don’t give it or you are rude to her, she’ll turn you and your whole household into living objects!
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You know why Dwarves have such funny last names? It’s because their true clan names was stolen by a powerful wizard and hidden deep underground somewheres. That is what they are looking for down there. Orcs don’t reproduce the way we do- they are like worms, and if you cut one in half it’ll slowly grow into 2 new orcs. Cutting their hearts out or burning the bodies is the only way to stop it. Necromancy isn’t just what magicians do. There’s a terrible curse on this land from one of the gods, and it makes it so every body that isn’t blessed with the proper last rites rises sooner or later. Cousin Crew Gnomes Family Matching Pajamas Christmas Xmas T-Shirt Some of them don’t know they are dead. The local smokeweed- monsters hate it. Hate the smell of it. Buy a bunch and throw it on your campfire at night and you’ll sleep safe.